Two Guys In A Bar Are Talking About Their Wives.
"I was legless at the bar across the street last night and she came looking for me".
"What'd you do"?
"I asked her for her phone number".
The idea is to die young as late as possible
Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.
Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)
Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.
Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".
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