Saturday 22nd September 2018 - 09:51:04 

Two Nuns Travelling In A Car

 

Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a diminutive Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen.

Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water in the Vatican," says Sister Helen.

Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn.

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn as she opens the window and shouts at the top of her lugs, "Get the hell off our f*ing car!"

Quotes for Today:

Random Thought #46 The tip of a 2cm long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph.
 


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Albert Einstein 


Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
 

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