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Two Nuns Visit The Zoo

 

Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo.

The gorilla took one look at this beautiful young nun, bent the bars, leapt to the ground and pumped her like crazy. Then he
went back into his cage, straightened the bars and resumed thumping on his massive chest.

The young nun got up off the ground, straightened and dusted her clothes, turned to her companion and said,"We shall never talk about this, agreed"? The other young nun consented.

Twenty five years later the two nuns, who had stayed close friend, were out having coffee, when all of the sudden, the second nun asked her friend", I know I agreed never to talk about the event at the zoo but I have one question".

The other nun stared and said,"O.K., one question"!

The other nun stammered, then asked, "Did it hurt"?

"Did it hurt? Oh yes it hurt! He never called..., he never phoned..., he never sent flowers..."!

Quotes for Today:

A man is known by the company he avoids.
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A man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
 


A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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