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Two Quickies: At The Pharmacy And Spiders

 

At The Pharmacy


A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.

He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some"?

She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does"?





Spiders


I was reading how a female spider will kill and then eat the male spider after mating.

I guess female spiders know that life insurance is easier to collect than child support.





and another


I was walking down the street

and a young mom said to her child "If you're good, I'll buy you some candy"

I said to her "I wish I was your son"

She laughed and said "Why, do you want some candy?"

I said "No, I want to suck your tits"








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Quotes for Today:

It is not what you say you are, but what you do that defines you.
 


It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life, that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself
Ralph Waldo Emerson  


It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown... and fewer still to ignore someone completely.
 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯



The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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