Two Quickies: At The Pharmacy And Spiders

At The Pharmacy

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.

He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some"?

She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does"?

Spiders

I was reading how a female spider will kill and then eat the male spider after mating.

I guess female spiders know that life insurance is easier to collect than child support.

and another

I was walking down the street

and a young mom said to her child "If you're good, I'll buy you some candy"

I said to her "I wish I was your son"

She laughed and said "Why, do you want some candy?"

I said "No, I want to suck your tits"








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