Ultimate Birthday Present For The Wife
Husband: Dear, what would you like for your present?
Wife: I really don't think I should say.
Husband: How about a diamond ring?
Wife: I don't care much for diamonds.
Husband: Well then, how about a mink coat?
Wife: You know I do not like furs.
Husband: A gold or pearl necklace?
Wife: I already have three of them.
Husband: Well, gosh, what do you want?
Wife: What I'd really like is a divorce
Husband: Hmmm, I wasn't planning on spending that much...