Tuesday 16th October 2018 - 02:23:39 

Update On Auntie’s Surgery

 

Dear Family and Friends of Aunty Enid,


Most of you know Aunty Enid went in for a small surgical procedure, an arse lift. She did not have the most pleasant of experiences. I wanted to show you how it turned out. Please, refrain from getting this procedure.




You will regret it!



My Auntie just had hers lifted

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

I’ve never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.” ~ Author
Unknown 


If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
 


If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough.
Mario Andretti 





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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