Sunday 24th September 2023 - 21:10:26 

Van Gogh's Family Tree


A sister who loved disco       Go Gogh
His twin with low back pain       Lum Bay Gogh
A brother who worked at a convenience store       Stop 'n Gogh
The cousin from Illinois       Chica Gogh
His Mexican cousin       Amee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother       Gring Gogh
The fruit loving cousin       Man Gogh
His dizzy aunt       Verti Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt       Tang Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking       Way-to Gogh
His magician uncle       Where-diddy Gogh
The constipated uncle       Cant Gogh
The bird lover uncle       Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst       E Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach       Wells-far Gogh
The little bouncy niece       Poe Gogh
His niece who travels in a van       Winnie Bay Gogh
His granddmother who ate prunes       Gotta Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia       U Gogh

And there Ya Gogh!

Quotes for Today:

C programmers never die, they just get cast into void

Chance favors the prepared mind
Louis Pasteur 

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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