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Vijayakanth's Dialogues In English

 

Dialogues in English

(Vijaykanth is a popular Tamil film actor from India)

1) U can study and get any certificates. But ucannot get ur death certificate


2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH


3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College


4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop .. u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop


5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software


6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup


7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

English cuisine and English women - the foundation of a great seafarer nation!
 


Error: Sector not found -- search behind couch? (Y/N)
 


Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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