Saturday 3rd June 2023 - 01:23:58 

Visiting Friends


Two old school mates, Tony Bennett and Sam Plank went into the music business when they left school. They opened a little Discotheque in the small town where they lived. One day, Tony got run over by a bus. He was such a good man that he went straight to heaven. The years passed by. Tony had married a female Angel and they had two little Angelets. One day Tony turns to his wife Madonna and says " I wonder how my old mate Sam is doing.?"

She replied " You're due for a weekend pass, why don't you pop down and see him?"
So Sam puts on his best long white Angel gown, dusts off his best gold harp and sets off.

The weekend went well. He visited some of his own haunts, and frightened the life out of Sam.
He gets back to Heavens Gate and ten to twelve. He is just about to knock on the door, when he looks down. " Jesus H. Christ" he yells, and scampers back to Earth.

Three oclock in the morning he returns. His wife is waiting outside the door to Heaven, her hair in curlers with a rolling pin in her hand. " Where the Hill have you been!"

Tony looks at her, smiles, opens his arms and starts singing

"I left my harp, in Sam Planks Disco"

Quotes for Today:

Software is like SEX it’s better when it’s FREE
Linus Torvald 

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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