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Just Fostered a Muslim.
All 4 cans hit him right on the back of the head.



Got a right beating last night by a 6ft 7in black bloke
All I said was, "golly you're tall".



I sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing.
I thought she was dead until I saw the red spot on her forehead, and realised she was just on standby.



They've had to cancel the panto 'Jack & The Beanstalk',in Birmingham, Oldham, Bradford, Burnley, Leicester  & Luton:
because the giant couldn't smell any Englishmen.



Muslims have gone on the rampage in Bradford, killing anyone who's English.
Police fear the death toll could be as high as 5.



Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away".
But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!



Sign seen in a store window

"We would rather do business with
1,000 Al Qaeda Terrorists than with
one single British soldier"

This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in CAMPBELTOWN, SCOTLAND.
You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement?

However, what about us being a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty -
After all, it is ONLY A SIGN ?

You may say. 'What kind of business would dare to post such a sign?'

A funeral parlour

(who said morticians had no sense of humour?)


Quotes for Today:

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein 


Opportunity comes but does not linger.
Nepalese proverb 


Pay Your Taxes With A Smile - I tried ... but the lady said, 'Cash Only'
 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯



The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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