Wednesday 21st November 2018 - 05:03:03 

Warning: The Stealth Virus

 

...is coming sooner or later




I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It Appears to affect those who were born prior to 1970 .



Symptoms:

1... Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
Done that!


2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail !
That too!


3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person..
Yep!


4. Causes you to send it back to the person who
Sent it to you. Aha!


5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
Well darn!


6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished.
Oh, no not again!


7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND.."
And I just hate that!


8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE."
Oh No!


Virus name: THE "C-NILE VIRUS."

Beware: No known cure!


Hmmm.....

...have I already sent this to you,

...or did you send it to me?

Quotes for Today:

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
Harry Truman  


I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me.
 


I have noticed even people who claim everything is redestined and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.
S.Hawking 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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