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Water Vs Alcohol


It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of EscherichiaColi Bacteria found in water that contains feces.
In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum,gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.

THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of it !!

Quotes for Today:

C programmers never die, they just get cast into void

Chance favors the prepared mind
Louis Pasteur 

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

This can save your bacon


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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