Tuesday 11th December 2018 - 02:51:37 

Wee Willie And Wanda

 

Wee Willie was walking with Wanda, his new girlfriend, carrying her books home from grammar school. Both were eight years old.

"Wanda," said Wee Willie with a worshipping gaze, "you are the first girl I have ever loved."

"Dammit!" said Wanda, "another beginner."

Quotes for Today:

If you don't risk anything you risk even more.
Erica Jong 


If you have never made a mistake, then you have never done anything of significance.
 


If you have something to say, raise your hand ... and place it over your mouth
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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