West Yorkshire Police Statement:

Thursday 12th December 2019 - 00:58:37

A man has been found dead in a river this morning wearing a Leeds shirt, fish net stockings, suspenders and a black crotches thong. The man was also said to have an orange inserted in his anus.

Police have removed the Leeds shirt to save his family any embarrassment.

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