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What A Coincidence

 

A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too'!

'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me.... I am celebrating'.

'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating' says the woman!

'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating'?

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant'!

'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs'.

'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile'?

'I used a different cock', he replied.

The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence'.

Quotes for Today:

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)  


It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
William Blake (1757-1827) 


It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
 

This can save your bacon
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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