Tuesday 16th October 2018 - 01:51:34 

What Comes Around Goes Around

 

A worried father telephoned his family doctor and said that he was afraid that his teenage son had come down with V.D. "He says he hasn't had sex with anyone but the maid, so it has to be her".

"Don't worry so much," advised the doctor. "These things happen".

"I know, doctor," said the father, "but I have to admit that I've been sleeping with the maid also. I seem to have the same symptoms".

"That's unfortunate".

"Not only that, I think I've passed it to my wife".

"Oh crap," said the doc, "That means we *all* have it".

Quotes for Today:

And God said 'Let there be light'. But then the program crashed because he was trying to access the 'light' property of a NULL universe pointer.
 


And remember...
Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 per cent probability you'll get it wrong.
 


Answer: Number 3 pencils and quadrille pads.
Question: What CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer
Seymoure Cray (1925-1996)  

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