Wednesday 21st November 2018 - 19:08:50 

What Every Man Wants From A Woman

 


Only four percent needed

This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
 


If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
 


If random wit was easy then we wouldnt need Comedians.
 





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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