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When It Comes To Sex

 

Accountants do it with Double Entry

Acupuncturists do it with a small prick

Ambulance drivers come quicker

Australians do it Down Under

Bankers do it with interest

Bartenders do it on the Rocks

Chess players check their Mates

Cops do it with cuffs

DJs do it on request

Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure

Dentists do it orally

Detectives do it under cover

Please, don't do it with Bankers; most of them are Tellers!

Engineers do it to specification

Firemen do it with a big hose

Frank Sinatra does it his way

Garbage-men come twice a week

Gardeners do it in the bushes

Gas attendants Pump all day

Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast

Landlords do it every 1st of the month

Mountain Climbers like to be on top

Pianists touch, tickle, and titillate!

Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free

Truckers do it on the road

Travel Agents do it in lots of different places

Waiters and waitresses do it for tips

Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!

And Zoologists do it with animals!


Contribution from jlo

Quotes for Today:

Toe: A part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark. --
Rilla May  


True genius resides in the capacity for evaluation of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information.
Winston Churchill 


Two men looked out from the prison bars, one saw mud, the other one stars.
 


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