When The Thrill Is Gone From The Marriage!
"Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair"?
"But what if my wife finds out"?
"Heck, this is a new age we live in. Go ahead and tell her about it"!
So the guy went home and said, "Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together".
"Forget it"", said his wife. "I've tried that so many times and it never worked once".