Saturday 3rd June 2023 - 00:43:16 

Where Are We?


An American man, a Russian man and an African man were all up in a hot air balloon together. After a few minutes, the Russian man put his hand down through the clouds.

"Aaah" he said. "We're right over my homeland"!

"How can you tell" asked the American?

"I can feel the cold air" he replied.

A few hours later the African man put his hand through the clouds. "Aah we're right over my homeland" he said.

"How do you know that" asked the Russian?

"I can feel the heat of the desert".

Several more hours later the American put his hand through the clouds. "Aah, we're right over New York".

The Russian and the African were amazed. "How do you know all of that" they exclaimed?!

The American pulled his hand up, "My watch is missing".

Quotes for Today:

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein 

Opportunity comes but does not linger.
Nepalese proverb 

Pay Your Taxes With A Smile - I tried ... but the lady said, 'Cash Only'

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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