Sunday 23rd September 2018 - 22:58:52 

Which One Of These Would Prick Your Conscience

 

Worlds Most Intelligent Beggar

This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy.
Kafka 


Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
 


Fashion is all about eventually becoming naked.
Unknown  





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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