Monday 24th September 2018 - 20:08:19 

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...

 

My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we are in bed.

I turned to her and said,

"Do you want to have sex?"

"No." She answered.

I then said,

"Is that your final answer?"

"Yes." She replied.

Then I said,

" I'd like to phone a friend."


That's the last thing I remember.

Quotes for Today:

By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.
Ashleigh Brilliant 


C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
Bjarne 'Stumpy' Stroustrup 


C Programmers do it recursively
 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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