Monday 17th December 2018 - 10:30:41 

Whoops After The Guy Had A Circumcision Operation Mixup

 

This poor guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete sex change.

All the doctors and nurses had gathered around his bed as he was waking up so they could give him the bad news.

Naturally, the poor guy went to pieces and started crying when they explained what had happened to him.

"Damn!" he moaned, "this means I'll never be able to experience an erection ever again"!

"Of course you will," one of the doctors soothed. "It'll just have to be someone else's".

Quotes for Today:

I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page nothing but man's failure.
Chief Justice Earl Warren 


I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
 


I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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