Why I Am Depressed
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said "lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!!!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc....I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.....
We're all screwed!!!!!