Friday 19th August 2022 - 15:16:00 

Why Life Isn't Fair To Men.


When men are born their mother's get all the compliments and the flowers.

When men get married their brides get the presents and the publicity.

When they die their widows get the life insurance.

What do women want to be liberated from?

Thought 2:

The average man's life consists of -

Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going;

Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;

At the end, the mourners also wondering...

Quotes for Today:

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Albert Einstein 

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

Remember, people move in the direction of praise, while criticism usually doesn't produce much movement at all, except away from the critic.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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