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Why We All Love Walter The Chemist


18 reasons why we love and want to date Walter the (Breaking Bad) Chemist :)

  1. They may name a molecule after him.

  2. He has all the solutions.

  3. He has all the right elements.

  4. He is constantly learning and improving his technique.

  5. He is used to pulling all nighters.

  6. He has significant figures.

  7. He is used to exchanging fluids.

  8. He knows how to handle hot items.

  9. He does it periodically on the table.

  10. He he'll give and take until he finds equilibrium.

  11. He always wears protection.

  12. He has no problems resorting to gadgets and gizmos to get the job done.

  13. He knows how to speed up or slow down the reaction before it comes to completion.

  14. It's a mystery what we wears under his lab coat.

  15. He likes to experiment.

  16. He has Chemistry!

  17. "Just a little bit more, slower, slower, almost there, yes, yes, YES!!!!"
    (if we get THAT excited about titration, just imagine the possibilities!)

  18. And most importantly than anything else...

    He has drugs!

Quotes for Today:

Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.

Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Oscar Wilde 

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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