Friday 24th March 2023 - 19:11:51 

Wife Found Alive In Coffin

 

A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.

She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held in the same church and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying the casket.

As they are walking out, the husband cries, "Watch out for the wall!"

Quotes for Today:

A man is known by the company he avoids.
Unknown 


A man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
 


A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.


AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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