Monday 26th July 2021 - 05:03:49 

Wife Vs Girlfriend


Wife is like a TV
Girlfriend is like a mobile

At home you watch TV
but when you go out you take your mobile

No money, you keep your old TV
got money, you change your mobile

Sometimes you enjoy TV
but most of the time you play with your mobile

TV is free for life
but for the mobile, if you dont pay, services will be terminated

TV is big and bulky
mobile is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

Operational costs for TV is minimal
but for the mobile it is often high and demanding

Most importantly, mobile is a two-way communication ( you talk and listen )
but with the TV you must only listen ( whether you like it or not )

but always remember.....

TV’s dont have viruses
mobiles often do...

Contributor: Jlo

Quotes for Today:

Success in life is a matter not so much of talent or opportunity as of concentration and perseverance.
C. W. Wendte  

Success is the ability to go from one failure to the next without any loss of enthusiasm.

Successful people are not gifted; they just work hard, then succeed on purpose.
G.K. Nielson  

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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