Sunday 22nd July 2018 - 23:21:45 

Will We Ever Need This

 

It is only two weeks into the term that, in a calculus class, a student raises his hand and asks: "Will we ever need this stuff in real life"?

The professor gently smiles at him and says: "Of course not - if your real life will consist of flipping hamburgers at MacDonald's"!

Quotes for Today:

BeSt ThInGs iN LiFe, aRe NoT tHiNgS.
 


Better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you`re stupid rather than open your mouth and prove it!!
 


Blind Faith in Bad Leaders is not Patriotism.
 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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