Monday 20th March 2023 - 11:07:41 

William Penn's Two Aunts


The famous American statesman, William Penn had two old aunts, named Natalie and Ellie, who were well known for baking great pies.

But, alas they got greedy and raised the prices, up and up, until...

Soon all the people in Quakertown were complaining about "the pie rates of Penn's anunts".

Yet another groaner :(

Quotes for Today:

When the going gets tough, the tough gets going.

When the sun comes up, I have morals again
Elayne Boosler 

When women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighter shaking hands.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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