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Wine For Seniors

 

I kid you not...

New Wine for Seniors


Wine for seniors


California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an
anti-diuretic!

It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as

PINO MORE


Wine for seniors


I HEARD IT
THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE



Wine for seniors


I just could not help it.
That's funny

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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To be wronged is nothing unless you remember it.
Confucious (Kong Fu-Zi) 


To get Maximum Enjoyment from Life Take Big Bites. Moderation is for the Monks.
 


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Will Durant 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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