Thursday 22nd November 2018 - 00:47:12 

Wisdom From Calvin And Hobbes

 

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!


In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.


You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help.


Its no use! Everybody gets good enemies except me.


What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?


As a math atheist, I should be excused from this.


This one's tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen ...


I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ... Procrastinating and rationalizing.


I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!


I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information


I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.


Reality continues to ruin my life.


Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.


A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.


It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.


I understand my tests are popular reading in the teachers' lounge.


Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.


Where do we keep all our chainsaws, Mom?

Quotes for Today:

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief.” ~
William Shakespeare, Othello 


The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
George Bernard Shaw, Irish literary critic, playwright and essayist (1856-1950)  


The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion.
Gilbert Chesterton (1874-1936) 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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