Women - Discretion Vs Logic
A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam... I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your skirt is blowing up in this high wind"?
"Yes, I know", said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto my hat".
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and just about everything can be seen" said the gentleman earnestly!
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old. The hat is new. I only bought it yesterday"!
Contributor: Terry H