Tuesday 14th August 2018 - 17:18:31 

Women - Discretion Vs Logic

 

An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam... I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your skirt is blowing up in this high wind"?

"Yes, I know", said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto my hat".

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and just about everything can be seen" said the gentleman earnestly!

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old. The hat is new. I only bought it yesterday"!



Contributor: Terry H

Quotes for Today:

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
Harry Truman  


I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me.
 


I have noticed even people who claim everything is redestined and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.
S.Hawking 

This can save your bacon

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