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Women Have All The Luck

 

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Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older.

The first guy said, "Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older."

"What do you mean?" asked the second guy.

"Well," replied the first. "I can barely remember the last time I was able to get it up in bed, but my wife - she's healthier than ever!"

"Healthier? How is that?" his buddy wondered.

"Years ago, when we were younger, almost every night before bed she'd get these terrible headaches." He answered.

"Now that we're older, she hasn't had a headache in years."




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Quotes for Today:

The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it
 


The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life
Muhammad Ali  


The more you have the less you show, the less you have the more you show.
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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