Tuesday 18th September 2018 - 23:00:00 

Women's Advice To Men

 

The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because...
WE actually change our underwear.



No, we're not impressed with your car...
It takes no special skills to make car payments each month.



Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime...
Our bedtime headaches are inversely proportional to the number Of baths you take.



The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in Combat...
Take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.



We don't care if you hold the remote -- unlike you, however...
We just don't enjoy watching 29 seconds of 101 different programs.



If only women gossip...
How do you and your friends keep track of "who's easy"?



And last but NOT least...
Don't insist that we "get off the bl@@dy phone" and then not talk to us.

Quotes for Today:

I sometimes wonder why I drink; I think that it's because I think.
 


I still really miss my ex but my aim is getting better
 


I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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