Women's Advice To Men

The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because...
WE actually change our underwear.



No, we're not impressed with your car...
It takes no special skills to make car payments each month.



Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime...
Our bedtime headaches are inversely proportional to the number Of baths you take.



The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in Combat...
Take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.



We don't care if you hold the remote -- unlike you, however...
We just don't enjoy watching 29 seconds of 101 different programs.



If only women gossip...
How do you and your friends keep track of "who's easy"?



And last but NOT least...
Don't insist that we "get off the bl@@dy phone" and then not talk to us.