Saturday 20th October 2018 - 10:47:15 

Women's Flawless Logic

 

The older you are and the longer you have been married, the funnier this is...

Marry again to another wanker

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff".

"Now why would you want me to do something like that" she asked?

"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some other tosser using my stuff".

She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another tosser"?


Contributor: Howard

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
 


And God said 'Let there be light'. But then the program crashed because he was trying to access the 'light' property of a NULL universe pointer.
 


And remember...
Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 per cent probability you'll get it wrong.
 





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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