Wonderful Flu

Sunday 24th September 2023 - 20:19:07

Jed ran into Mickey yesterday. He had been down for a few days with the flu. Jed asked him how he was feeling.

"I'm better, thanks," replied Mickey. "You know, it was a wonderful experience".

"Wonderful" asked Jed? "How can the flu be wonderful"?

"Well", said Mickey, "I learned that Suzanne really loves me. You know that whenever the mailman came by or a delivery man headed toward the door, she ran out to meet them. 'My husband is home! My husband is home!' I could hear her telling them".

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