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Wooden Leg Insurance

 

A man and his wife, moved back home to Missouri , from Texas. The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it back in Texas , it cost them $2000. Per year!

When they arrived in Missouri , they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure his wooden leg.

The agent looked it up on the computer and said: '$39'.

The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Missouri to insure it because it cost him $2000 in Texas!

The insurance agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, 'Well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system above it, is $39...


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Quotes for Today:

If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth the £20.
 


If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Dorothy Parker  


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