Thursday 20th September 2018 - 08:12:02 

Words Of Wisdom Or Basic Truth

 

  1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving

  2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee

  3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband

  4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash

  5. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

  6. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

  7. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

  8. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you

  9. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

  10. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak

  11. Man: Is there any way for long life?
    Dr: Get married.
    Man: Will it help?
    Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come to mind any more

  12. Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
    It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

  13. Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
    Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

  14. It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged Marriage.
    It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

  15. There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

  16. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it!



Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter !


Contributor: Chuck M

Quotes for Today:

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
 


If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
 


If random wit was easy then we wouldnt need Comedians.
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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