Monday 16th July 2018 - 17:28:35 

Work Is A Virus

 

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest gathering where u find Brothers of All Races (BAR). Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.


You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Quotes for Today:

I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
 


I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.
 


I am not young enough to know everything.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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