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Tuesday 11th December 2018 - 03:48:53 

Would You Be Like This Responsible Citizen?

 

This morning I saw an Extreme Radical fall into the icy American River this morning about 8:20.

As a responsible citizen, I informed the local office of emergency services.

It's now 6:00 PM and they still haven't responded!

I'm starting to think I've wasted a stamp.

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Quotes for Today:

He that will make a good use of any part of his life must allow a large part of it to recreation.
John Locke  


He used statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts; for support rather than illumination.
Andrew Lang (1844-1912) 


Hindsight is an exact science.
 

This can save your bacon

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