Would You Do The Same As Pekka After The Finish War?

When the Finnish war was ended, a young British female newspaper reporter was sent to Finland to write an article about the soldiers home-coming.

She had already interviewed half a dozen soldiers and then she met Pekka on the street.

"Excuse me", she said "but were you in the war"?

"Yah, I was in the infantry".

"Would you mind to answer a few questions for a newspaper article"?

No, I wouldn't mind at all".

"When you came home, when the war was over, what was the first thing you did"?

"I screwed my wife." Pekka said bluntly.

The journalist went crimson, and tried desperately to change the subject.

"After that. I mean, what did you do after that"?

"I screwed her again." he answered.

If possible the journalist turned even more red, and got even more desperate to change the subject.

"Other than that! Uh - what did you do when you was finished with all that"?!

"Then I un-strapped my skis, boots and my heavy backpack".