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Exam' questions:

In which battle did Napoleon die?
# his last battle.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
# at the bottom of the page.

River Ravi flows in which state?
# liquid.

What is the main reason for divorce?
# marriage.

What is the main reason for failure?
# exams.

What can you never eat for breakfast?
# Lunch & dinner.

What looks like half an apple?
#The other half.

If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
#It will simply become wet.

How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
#No problem, he sleeps at night.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
#You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
#Very large hands.

If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
#No time at all, the wall is already built.

How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
#Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.


Quotes for Today:

Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one
 


Women don't try as hard as men during sex; after all, they don't fall asleep afterwards.
 


Women will never be equal to men Until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
 


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This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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