Would You Pass This West Texas Sherriff Test?
After a big mess of tests and interviews the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview. The Chief Deputy says, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good.
But we have what you call an 'attitude suitability test' that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge son".
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief says, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six ACLU lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit".
"Why the rabbit"?
"Great attitude", says the Chief Deputy. "When can you start"?