You Cannot Take It With You
St. Peter looks at the man, and says "You will not need your old clothes here, everything is provided and nothing is required".
"Oh no you don't, "says the man, "I fought long and hard to bring this along, and I will not be parted with it"!
St. Peter is intrigued. "What could be so important, that you would carry it all the way to heaven"?
"THESE!", says the man and opens the case to display 4 large gold bars!
St. Peter is stunned! "You brought pavement"?