Monday 27th June 2022 - 17:45:22 

You Cannot Take It With You


A man with a suitcase is met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.

St. Peter looks at the man, and says "You will not need your old clothes here, everything is provided and nothing is required".

"Oh no you don't, "says the man, "I fought long and hard to bring this along, and I will not be parted with it"!

St. Peter is intrigued. "What could be so important, that you would carry it all the way to heaven"?

"THESE!", says the man and opens the case to display 4 large gold bars!

St. Peter is stunned! "You brought pavement"?

Quotes for Today:

I do know everything, just not all at once. It's a virtual memory problem.

I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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