You Can’t Win With Women.
She was delighted.
I spent another $2000 on a nose job for her.
She was ecstatic.
I spent $2000 on liposuction for her
and she was over the moon.
I spent $50 on a blow job for myself
and she goes f#$%ing ballistic.
The idea is to die young as late as possible
Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.
Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)
Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.
Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".
We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.
You only live once! So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.