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Quotes for Today:

Answer: Number 3 pencils and quadrille pads.
Question: What CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer
Seymoure Cray (1925-1996)  


Archaeologists have finally come up with an explanation as to why man eventually began walking upright. To free up their hands for masturbation.
 


Archaeologists have finally come up with an explanation as to why man eventually began walking upright. To free up their hands for masturbation.
 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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