Tuesday 17th July 2018 - 18:51:03 

You Know You're From Canada When .............

 

* You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.

* You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

* Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.

* You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.

* Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.

* You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.

* The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.

* You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

* You find -40C a little chilly.

* The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.

* You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewellery and your Sorels.

* You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

Quotes for Today:

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
 


If random wit was easy then we wouldnt need Comedians.
 


If the going gets easier, you might be going downhill.
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

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